The year of the Hare was tumultuous
And, what can I hide, alarming
The rabbit is not to blame here…
But we won’t be talking about politics, kids
Or else we might get into trouble.
It’s better to count the stars
And learn our destiny
Soon Drakosha will come
He’ll help the stargazer.
Watch for signs, pour some beer
And listen to the astrologer.
Aries
Mars’ pets in the Year of the Dragon
All fixed their crowns
And looked out the window
What did they want to see there?
Maybe royal palaces
Or a 200,000 salary?
Come back to reality
And descend from the heavens.
An ordinary forecast awaits you
The Year of the Dragon will bring
A new car. Salary –
Just a thousand one hundred fifty!
Taurus
The Earth sign scratches the back of its head
Saying, “The astrologer is not lying –
He promised the Taurus an apartment
And the Taurus bought it.
The market, though, was secondary
But the repair was quite decent.
And the Dragon wagged its tail
Became acquainted with the Taurus
And by the Dragon’s order
A new addition is expected in the family!
And as a bonus, a plot of land
Ten or twenty acres.
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Gemini
Gemini sit in sorrow –
Have you not seen the Dragon?
He wanted to visit
Probably flew by.
Check your lottery ticket quickly
You are waiting for five million in the lottery
It’s true, not nonsense.
And say goodbye forever
To your noisy neighbor
Buy yourself a smart home
Enjoy, gentlemen.
Cancer
Cancers, do not hesitate
Better hide in the shell right away –
From envious people, yeah
They are always active.
You have a full house
And even a new computer
And also, the Dragon has prepared
A new phone for Cancers.
Just don’t be stingy
And consult an astrologer
You’ll get lucky with beer on New Year’s
That’s for sure!
Leo
Lions are lying, wagging their tails
Important reading the horoscope.
Hurry up – a meeting awaits
A business one for the new year.
And the director’s chair
Has already been prepared
Don’t growl – honestly, honestly!
What? You’re still in negligee?!
Come on, dress up quickly
A million-dollar deal awaits
Wider, wider smile
And the Dragon will help you!
Virgo
Again, a huge number of plans
Virgos, damn it, oh my god
In the Year of the Dragon, take a break
Change your plans!
The Dragon whispered to the astrologer:
Cupid will visit you.
Trust the astrologer
Try on a wedding dress
Don’t delay with the registry office, Virgos
Wait for the storks to arrive
And as a gift, a mansion
Not enough?! Well, something like that.
Libra
White snowflakes are swirling
In a Christmas picture
But they don’t make Libras happy
Because Libras are cooking pilaf.
They are waiting for guests again
Celebrating housewarming.
They give new glasses
And pillows, a warm blanket
In the Year of the Dragon, only nirvana
And no worries.
Just don’t forget, brothers
To invite the stargazer…
He’s ready to rush right now
To drink champagne!
Scorpio
Important all Scorpios
Walk, wander in the year of the Dragon.
Well, of course, because you are waiting for
Happiness, joy all year round.
Waiting for an iPhone of a new model
Yes, the one you wanted.
From the collection of suits
And ten thousand perfumes.
New job, cars
And also a cottage by the sea…
Just don’t show off your wealth
Scorpio oligarchs
Don’t anger the tax authorities
Wards of Pluto.
Sagittarius
Everything is hidden for Sagittarians
You are the favorites of the Dragon.
It will protect you from all troubles
And give you a lot of happiness.
Love, career growth awaits
And products – all according to GOST.
Read the horoscope
Take a look at the snowdrift
Someone lost money
There are seventy thousand. All cash.
Wallet. Not our rubles
Dollars, and even Euros.
If you suddenly start drinking
Don’t forget to invite
Astrologer to the table
Or I will get offended. And leave.
Capricorn
The horns are itching – to the money
Dragon printed them himself.
Believe in your luck
Capricorns, get richer.
Just don’t waste money
Save a million or two
Buy a house in the village
It will always come in handy.
By the way, the theme is in nature
You will meet your destiny
Getting married. Or something like that
Believe me – I’m not lying!
Aquarius
The snow is swirling and not melting
The air sign is constantly yawning
Again routine, boring everyday life…
Look out the window, because there’s a flying
Fire-breathing Dragon
This, Aquarius, is not a dream.
And the reality is such –
Soon your dream will come true.
You will buy a baby crib
Formula, diapers. Don’t be slow –
Spend money on chocolate
And go meet the storks!
Fish
Water signs in distress
They knock on all thresholds
To obtain subsidies
It has become very difficult to live.
Oh, Neptune’s pets
The country won’t help you.
But the Dragon will save you
He will rule the world.
He will prepare a business plan for you
And make you open an individual entrepreneur.
Everything is okay – with one try
No losses are threatening at all.
Fish will await profits – a wagon
The Dragon won’t deceive you!
I wonder if an astrologer
Tells the truth, or lies?
Here everything is honest – without embellishment
And the Dragon for all of us
Will become a symbol of abundance
We will live beautifully, sweetly.
If it doesn’t come true – don’t be angry
And turn to the Dragon.
If he doesn’t bite you
Then he will quickly solve everything.